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Deep Blue Sky:Well, good luck with that =P - -What's your game-plan? =P
Screaming in Pain and Heartache Hamster: Um..well...just worrying about how I am gonna relate with her now. If I can patch that up, the rest will fall into place.
Deep Blue Sky:See, now- -don't you just wish you could menstruate?- -Planets and galaxies could fall because of a woman- -and yet with 3 magic letters 'P' 'M' and 'S'- -it wouldn't be their fault.- -it'd be like- -an act of god. I guess what I'm trying to say here Jerry is...You need to grow a vagina...fast.
Screaming in Pain and Heartache Hamster: gee Jimmy. I can see what yer saying and, well....HOW BOUT NO!!!!!!!!
Screaming in Pain and Heartache Hamster: :P
Deep Blue Sky:Pffffffffffft, suit yourself. But just saying- -the lease I've got on my vagina right now?- -It'll make back it's cost in MONTHS. It's all about finance and planning bud- -finance and planning.
Screaming in Pain and Heartache Hamster: So I can lease a vagina? Alright. I'll get right on that!!!
Deep Blue Sky:Hell yes- -I got mine from a used vagina-dealership- -got it cheap and they even threw in a free tampon and yeast infection kit. :)
Screaming in Pain and Heartache Hamster: That's very very special brother
Screaming in Pain and Heartache Hamster: Hey dewd...tellme somefin? Are you seeing anybody right now?
Deep Blue Sky:....Is this a come-on?
Screaming in Pain and Heartache Hamster: No. Just wanted to talk about chicks and stuff
Screaming in Pain and Heartache Hamster: You have to wine and dine me first ;)
Deep Blue Sky:Pfffffffffft, you're getting a happy meal and a two-dollar-tuesday trip to the movies. =P
Screaming in Pain and Heartache Hamster: Now that's romantic
Deep Blue Sky:You bring the condoms- -I'll think about the lube.
Screaming in Pain and Heartache Hamster: excellent
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