"...Dionattan..."
Dionattan: so how's the dirty ass chink tonight

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -*thinks*- -Pretty good, I think :) - -I left him in the closet though- -Think I'll feed him in about half an hour :)

Dionattan: watch out for the SARS damned chinks, outta be a Holocaust for them

Dionattan: i'd call it Chinkocaust

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -I'd call it: "Purple-monkey-dishwasher" :)

Dionattan: is that all chinks say when they're nervous?

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -No- -no-no- -Sometimes they say: "God- -I'm nervous." :)

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -I'm serious- -Those guys are frig'n nuts :)

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -They so cray-ze ;)

Dionattan: are all chinks as incoherent as you.

Dionattan: must be that panoramic chink vision that dilutes your brain

Dionattan: is it true that you chinks can see what's going on behind you?

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -No, some Chinks can fly :) - -I walk well though :) - -I walk VERY well :) ....A little TOO well... :) - -And not many people know this, but along with our panoramic Chink-vision- -we can clap- -WITH OUR HANDS! :)- -As for seeing what's going on behind me?- -I think my hamster just ate a sunflower seed :) - -He's so neat ;)

Dionattan: i hear you don't have a hamster though, i heard that you ate him at dim sum

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -Pffffffffffft, that's only cus the fucker was looking at me funny =P - -I warned him- -I'm serious!- -I was all like: "DAMN IT HAMSTER!- -IF YOU DON'T STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT- -I WILL EAT YOU!"- -Guy didn't listen, had to set an example for the fish =P- -It had to be done =P

Dionattan: i hear u don't have fish either. you chinks must be some kind of breed of pathological liars

Dionattan: should i switch my "r"s and "l"s you can read my messages easier

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -Yes....well....um- -THEY LOOKED AT ME FUNNY TOO!- -YEAH- -YEAH- -THAT'S IT!- -THAT'S THE TICKET! :) - -So I sent after them some flying Japanese sand tigers!- -YEAH!- -YEAH!- -WITH MOOSE EARS! :)- -RAZOR SHARP MOOSE EARS! :)

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -And that's when I became the Queen of England :) - -....Er..KING!- -KING! :)

Dionattan: hmm...that wasn't funny at all... but you had it right when you queen you chinky fag

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -JEALOUS? ;)

Dionattan: no just interested. i hear chinky queers can take two up the ass

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -For 5 bucks, I'll let you know for sure ;)

Dionattan: seliousry?

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -....Alright- -3 bucks.- -FINAL OFFER! :)

Dionattan: ok sure no problem.

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -EW!- -YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!- -GET AWAY FROM ME!- -I HATE MEN!- -I LOOOOOOVE WOMEN! =P

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -I'M ALL ABOUT THE MOTHER FUCKING CLAM YOU SICK FUCK!- -SHIT- -I KNEW YOU WERE GAY! =P

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -*runs*

Dionattan: who the fuck calls pussy the clam??? you chinks are retarded

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -Pffffffffffft, who said I was talking about pussy?- -Fucking clams is the WAY OF THE FUTURE! :)

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -What a retard ;)

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -HEY YOU GUYS!- -THIS GUY OVER HERE DOESN'T FUCK CLAMS! =) - -WHAT A LOSER :)

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -Enjoy your pussy you non-clam-fucker :)

Dionattan: wow u really are a homo beyond a reasonable doubt. no wonder people hate your kind.

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -That's right- -FEAR THE GAY MAN :) - -FEAR THE POWER OF MY GAYNESS! :) - -...FEAR IT! =)

Dionattan: well i wasn't talking about you being gay, but just about you chinks, but gay chinks i guess could be worse than just being born a chink in general

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -Dionattan- -Are you trying to seduce me? ;)

Dionattan: i guess if hating your race of people is seduction then yes

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -That's pretty hot ;)

Dionattan: u fucking fag

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -You wish ;)

Dionattan: i guess so. do you chinks ever get hints at all

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -I don't know- -Is your hand rubbing my penis for a reason? ;)

Dionattan: how can that be when i'm not there you stupid gook

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -Pfffffffft, that's what you said last time =P

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -....A little to the left......

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -THAT'S THE SPOT :)

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -No- -wait- -That's my ass.....

Deep0Blue0Sky: .......Keep it there.....- -HOT! :)

Dionattan: memories of you and your mom huh

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -......Pffffffffffffft, I was thinking about clams :)

Dionattan: your mom and clams huh.

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -AT THE SAME TIME ;)

Dionattan: oh wait maybe you're thinking of your dad

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -Deppends- -You sucking him off or we gonna take turns?- -I'll go first, I hate sloppy seconds =P

Dionattan: is that what you used to do as a child?

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -Only on Tuesdays :)

Dionattan: you have anything original to say, fag boy

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -I come from the Blue Lagoon :)

Dionattan: no no, i said original, not faggy

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -Monkeys can fly if they try :)

Dionattan: again, you're still being a fag.

Dionattan: let me try...chinks can drive is an oxymoron

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -Well- -shit =P ....Wana suck my cock :)

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -I've got like- -A dollar in mixed change.... :)

Dionattan: um you talking to your mom or something?

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -Alright- -How bout just rubbing my balls- -50 cents :)

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -Final offer :)

Dionattan: chinks have balls?

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -Rub my balls and there's two quarters in it for you :)

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -Pfffffffffft, we've got 4 :)

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -They're super balls :) - -Balls that can sing and produce sperm at the SAME TIME :)

Dionattan: ah, i see, makes up for the small penis size

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -Yeah, fuck, I'm hung like a waffle =P

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -Wana touch it? :)

Dionattan: do i have to use tweezers?

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -No-no- -Just the tongue :)

Dionattan: hey fag u still alive

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -Only on Tuesdays- -What up? ;)

Dionattan: oh nothing chink ass, just wondering

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -...I tould you- -5 bucks :)

Dionattan: dude you're a goddamn idiot, who spells "told" with a "u"

Dionattan: oh by the way, the only good that comes from China are cheap whores and manual labour

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -Now, now, there's also- -.....Um- -No, no, whore and manual labour- -that's about it =P

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -Good work, Dion :) - -...Now suck my balls :)

Dionattan: you keep on bringing this up, are you wanting me to cyber with you?

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -.......If by cyber you mean fucking and if by fucking you mean you sucking me off THEN YES! =)

Dionattan: that makes zero sense, you are like the biggest nerd on the planet. do people completely just hate you?

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -Only if I'm feeling like being punished ;)

Dionattan: oh and you will be, u and your useless people

Deep0Blue0Sky: - -HOT :)


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